Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Microsoft. Show all posts

Monday, November 23, 2009

Microsoft, Bing and Murdoch

Microsoft tries to buy the news.

All I see is a sick, dying, out-of-touch dinosaur declaring he's going to open up a can of whoop ass. I'll wait an hour, the dinosaur will have cockroaches eating its brain. The network was the computer decades ago, and Gates and Co somehow convinced the mentally weak all the power was at the desktop. Please die now.

While on the subject of Murdoch, I might as well promote my book, which specifically mentions the Rupert Murdoch archetype as a class to be eliminated in a future fictional scenario: TechnologyTexting KIDS: Subvert Primitive Ways, Invent Writing and Metal, and Delete Financiers like T Boone Pickens .

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Not-Microsoft.com

After many years of allegedly enhancing the workplace with productivity, Microsoft has found disfavor in the eyes of once loyal fans. Vista was their Waterloo. To commemorate this historic loss, the public is being offered a domain name that reflects their preferences for operating systems.

http://www.not-microsoft.com

This domain name is for sale.Contact: lancemiller777@gmail.com. The domain name is currently owned within Network Solutions, which provides a safe means for domain name purchasing. Through your own user account with Network Solutions, you can initiate a bid for this domain.

Minimum bid is $3000, enough for me to buy a tricked out iMac.