Woman = Progressive

Hillary Clinton Presidency Historical Significance:

When there is finally a woman leading the Anglo-American Empire we will have entered a new era of progressive values and thrown off dominance by the aristocracy.

Hillary Clinton : The Greatest Video of All Time

Dear Hillary Clinton Supporters

It is the day after the Pennsylvania State primaries, April 23 2008. Here is a plea to the group of old, failed pseudo-intellectuals and pseudo-progressives that are littering the contemporary political landscape with votes for Hillary Clinton. Please go away, and take the pundits who over-value your political dominance with you.

The Socially Conservative but Unionized ( read socialistic ) Factory Worker, Catholic, Democrat. God, you're a loser class. I am progressive, and would never in a million years buy your crappy manufactured goods. Americans prefer the goods produced by non-unionized evangelicals working at Honda or Mercedes plants in the midwest or south. No one likes you or your ugly stinktowns except your local preacher/priests and politicians, who are just your parasites anyway. Progress is everywhere else except in your dead-30-years-ago rustbelt reality. We should take note of who you vote for just as we take note of what you buy and what you believe in, and then throw away that note.

Old lady feminists, cutting edge back in the 1970's, now fat, single, lonely, and trying to make your last stand of social or historical relevance by voting for Hillary. History is full of evidence that women are a match to men on everything from mathematician to politician, but your not one of those equals. Women were always and forever equal, without your pathetic last stand for equality. You are a punitive group on a last gasp and encouraged by getting some time on the news, just like your stupid candidate of choice. I hope for real women to hold their own with men, and also take you old failed feminists out in the process.

An Easy Target to Enable Republican Re-Domination

President Bill Clinton was a great President at all the things that matter, but the Republican/Christian Coalition machine managed to distract the world by pointing at Clinton's sexual life. It was an easy snipe, everyone in the political business knew of Clinton's rockstar sexual activities long before he got in the White House. I was amongst the movers and shakers in 1986 (working with John Gorman in North Little Rock Arkansas ) that decided not to back his run for the White House till a lot of people were silenced with payoffs.

Now the Republican machine has to be salivating at the chance to make a fun and easy crushing of another Democratic tenure, using the same achilles heel of semi-secret sexual life as the focus point. Then the Repubs can cash that in with sweep of Congress, and we'll be on our way to another single party domination of all three branches of government. Plus Rush Limbaugh will have loads of fun.

Its sick and sad. "MoveOn.org" was created as a political networking tool to encourage "moving on" past the preoccupation with the President's sex life as end-all metric of job performance. I wish both Clintons had not triangulated in this one topic. They could have done like Bloomberg ( pot smoking: " Yeah I did, and I liked it") and Schwarzenegger (sex with millions, and always honest about it) . Such a stance crushes the offense, and moves the job performance evaluation of politicians back to whether they keep streets safe, paved, and pleasurable places.

For Democrats, my advice is to have a Obama/Bloomberg ticket. With this highly pragmatic and centrist team, the Republican machine will not have such an easy leverage point for regaining power.